sean-michael-mocha:

4th wall breaking son of a bitch.

achievement-hunter:

officialbrostrider:

officialbrostrider:

my favorite thing about fashion is that you can find the ugliest or blandest or most commonly seen piece of clothing in a department store, but so long as its by a certain designer, it could cost as much as rent 

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GOOD THING THIS IS ON SALE, NOW I CAN REALLY AFFORD THIS

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NO WAIT THIS IS MY FAVORITE

iced-leaf-juice:

wv-pm:

technoskittles:

coffeekitteh:

saidididntwantone:

Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

iced-leaf-juice:

wv-pm:

technoskittles:

coffeekitteh:

saidididntwantone:

Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

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embrace-the-misha:

this is my favorite tweet of all time and no one can tell me otherwise

embrace-the-misha:

this is my favorite tweet of all time and no one can tell me otherwise

endourse:

do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you

likesdinos:

jackmymeat420:

corginator:

jackmymeat420:

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

you climb that fuckin tree right now

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

genitalcramps:

Why does this have notes like its water in a Starbucks cup

genitalcramps:

Why does this have notes like its water in a Starbucks cup

hodge-podgery:

cuntravoid:

malformalady:

 An old tree stump with grass growing over it, Faroe Islands

are you stupid thats a unicorn

oh what I have to draw this

I love this unicorn

hodge-podgery:

cuntravoid:

malformalady:

An old tree stump with grass growing over it, Faroe Islands

are you stupid thats a unicorn

oh what I have to draw this

I love this unicorn

fleeing-from-ed:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

Meet Lammily!

I haven’t seen this around tumblr just yet, so I wanted to put my own word out about it.

This is a fashion doll created by an illustrator that has been modeled to the standard proportions of the average 19 year old girl. She’s healthy, sporty, wears natural makeup, and GOSH DARNIT LOOK HOW POSABLE SHE’LL BE.

The project is technically fully funded now, but the more support and preorders it gets, the more influential it will be. My mom just got one for the sole purpose of keeping in the box, because best case scenario, these things become the next barbie and they’re worth big bucks later on; worst case scenario, she helped support an artist with a good cause. 

Preorders aren’t outrageous at all. $25 for a first-edition doll that will NOT be sold in retail stores. Please spread the word and help get this doll known!

One of my dreams has just come true.
Reblog if you have a dirty mind

louis-tops-harry-bottoms-the-end:

lucy-hime:

just-trish:

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69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this

69?

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If you know what I mean

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bogleech:

inksword:

The life and times of Pepper the pumpkin.

always reblog pepper

Every attempt throughout my life to just let a pumpkin dry out and mummify has been ruined by mold and humidity

what is pepper’s beauty secret

mamaspookat:

h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

crestadair:

bioterrorist:

emubutt:

soupybeard:

Why I hate myself

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Volume I

Pocket edition 

font size 7

Introduction 

to the first chapter

of the prologue

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