According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
this is exactly what breakfast in america is like
um, excuse u but we dont put our breakfast on multiple plates like little wieners. if theres no room on our breakfast plate, we put our breakfast on top of other breakfast. usa usa
This is totally ridiculous.
The coffee is way too small, it’s short at least 1 egg, there’s no jam for the toast, & the gun doesn’t have the fork attachment.
This breakfast is unacceptable. The USA has spoken.
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
if i was a hamster trying to ask out a fellow lady hamster i would say ‘are you from amsterdam because hamster, DAMN!’. and not being able to do this is the number one reason humans suck
Do not hate homosexuals, bisexuals, asexuals, ect
But do not hate heterosexuals.
Do not hate trans*gender, agender, non-binary people
But do not hate cissexuals.
Do not hate people of color
But do not hate white people.
Do not hate women
But do not hate men.
Do not hate Christians
But do not hate atheists.
Hatred only breeds more hatred. Is it that hard to understand?
Also, do not hate muslims, jews
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole
wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole
cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole
questions i get while drawing in public:
- is that an anime
- is that you
- what show is she from
- do you want to be a drawer when you grow up (a drawer jesus cHRIST)
- do you watch anime
- is that a pokemon
“did u draw that”
“will u draw me please”
“omg can i see your other drawings”
“did u copy that”
“did u print the lines and colored them?”
“that girl isn’t pretty, u should draw sexy girls”
“omg can u draw me and my boyfriend?”
when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “have you ever seen a pregnant bird” and everyones jsut like “no” and then she slams her hand on the table and screams “THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST” AND ONE KID IN THE BACK JUST BLURTS OUT “WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MATH”